ouch! when i was getting out of the dead sea the other day, i slipped on the wet floor. well, long story short, i broke both legs. clean off. this definitely brought a damper to the trip, and i had to seek out emergency medical attention. annette, trained extensively in gnome surgery, rushed out to get the necessary supplies. then, rahima helped create a sterile environment in which to perform the surgery.
gnome (from the knees up)?
check.
gnome (from the knees down)?
check.
sugical mask made from a blue plastic bag and piece of string?
check.
superglue?
check.
black sharpie?
check.
it's go time.








and humpty dumpty was back together again.
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL I'm almost wetting myself I'm laughing so hard!!!!! I"m so glad gnomey now has a leg up on things :) Go mokey!
ReplyDeleteyou guys really do have too much time on your hands.
ReplyDeletegnomey, my homie, we need more grappa! how did you manage the surgery w/o it?
ReplyDeleteA Haiku for Gnomey on the Occasion of a Fall
ReplyDeleteGnomey falling down
Legs shattered, spirit still sound
Super-glue is god