ouch! when i was getting out of the dead sea the other day, i slipped on the wet floor. well, long story short, i broke both legs. clean off. this definitely brought a damper to the trip, and i had to seek out emergency medical attention. annette, trained extensively in gnome surgery, rushed out to get the necessary supplies. then, rahima helped create a sterile environment in which to perform the surgery.
gnome (from the knees up)?
check.
gnome (from the knees down)?
check.
sugical mask made from a blue plastic bag and piece of string?
check.
superglue?
check.
black sharpie?
check.
it's go time.
and humpty dumpty was back together again.
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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL I'm almost wetting myself I'm laughing so hard!!!!! I"m so glad gnomey now has a leg up on things :) Go mokey!
ReplyDeleteyou guys really do have too much time on your hands.
ReplyDeletegnomey, my homie, we need more grappa! how did you manage the surgery w/o it?
ReplyDeleteA Haiku for Gnomey on the Occasion of a Fall
ReplyDeleteGnomey falling down
Legs shattered, spirit still sound
Super-glue is god